we will make a website exist on the internet for you.
it will only cost how much it costs us to put ur website on the internet,
less our time,
which is either
not very valuable
because we are bored
or
very valuable
because we would rather be bored.
this service is only available to our homies
we help u figure out how to convince people that you are some kind of person.
it is not possible to reduce you to a brand
but we know many people love reduction.
this service is also only available to our homies
write us a letter and we will write you back
this service is available to anyone
if you are nice and we like ur letter